by Brittany High
Etsy shop LegendaryCrafts has a line of hand crocheted beard/hat combos. Some are inspired by Skyrim, Dr. Who, LOTR, etc. but they’re all custom made so you can have the beard/hat you always dreamed of! The best part is the beard part is detachable for when, you know, you’re not feeling super beardy. Or maybe you’re like me and you’ve already got a beard and you like to show it off, because it’s your only source of income, working behind a curtain at the circus, strangers shrieking in horror at your female neck beard. The bills don’t pay themselves, people! A job’s a job, amirite? Or hey, maybe you already have a beard and you like beards so much you wanna put a beard on your beard and that’s cool too. I’m not here to judge. But I am here to charge admission to the freak show, so… $5 or I’m gonna have to ask you to leave.
Click over to the shop to see all the current designs!