CRACK KILLS: Super Sexy Butt Cleave Dress

CRACK KILLS: Super Sexy Butt Cleave Dress

Forget the crack in your rack, how about that crack in the back? I’m talking about your gluteal cleft, girrrrl! Show off dat booty crack/get crackalacking with this Super Sexy Dress (aka Butt Cleavage Dress) by Etsy seller LinaSpyroS. You know, I bet you expect me to be all WTFOMGBBQ, but nothing really shocks me anymore. I mean, sure I used to think I’d seen it all. But that was before I saw a homeless man in the middle of an intersection putting quarters in his bellybutton for an hour. Since then I always learned to expect the unexpected, that way I never leave my apartment am surprised.

Be sure to check out Lina’s shop for additional fashion forward products, like — wait, a jeweled G-string that comes with earrings to match?! DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE.

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Via: laughingsquid.com

INCREDIBLE right? Tell us about it! No really, in the comments....
  • LynG

    Crack is whack.

  • kevin

    Its on backwards.

  • David

    who in the hell would wear something like this?

    mind you just imagine if some girl walked the street in the summer with this dress on

    or what about if your girlfriend, lover or wife wore this

    mind you what would be funny if there was like writing on the back of the dress that said this way boys or this way in with an arrow pointing down

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