by Brittany High
This is The Tee of Life designed by design Douglas Hamilton and illustrator Kristal Melson. It’s a shirt that puts a birth canal around your neck. Why would you want to do that to yourself? I don’t know. Perhaps just so you can say ”Hello world, I’m the giantest baby ever!” Or maybe because it kinda looks like you’re being born again. Not in the Christian way, of course. That’s more like a rosarie and a W.W.J.D. bracelt. This? This is a shirt prominently rocking a female lady part. And not just any ole female lady part, but the vagina. Presumably your mom’s, if you really think about it. And that… is a pretty nas-tee shirt if you ask me.