Because You’re A Mutant: Wearable Tails

Want to openly express the spirit animal that lives inside you but don’t want to commit to a whole get-up? I feel you, my boss won’t let me wear my bear costume to work anymore. I’M GOING ON STRIKE, YOU HEAR ME?! Fortunately, in the meantime, we’ve got these wearable tails! Choose from the lizard, squirrel, dinosaur, lion, lemur, or fox tails. Alternatively you could just buy every one and a wear them all at the same time. You know, just show the world what a f***ing weirdo you really are! Because the rest of us? We all know. We’ve known for a long time.

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