Bacon Is A Girl’s Best Friend

They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but I think they’re a waste of money. Do you know how much bacon you could buy for the price of a diamond necklace? A lot. (That’s how I measure prices. For example, you could buy a video game OR 15 pounds of bacon.) But just because a girl prefers bacon to diamonds, that doesn’t mean she can’t accessorize with fancy jewelry. Bacon Candy Necklaces are made of sugary bacon flavored candies and feature a lovely bacon medallion in the center. Of course if you go through candy necklaces like I do, you’re going to want to also stock up on bacon toothpaste to fight them cavities. Source