by Brittany High
This is a series of absurdly humiliating dog haircuts from grooming competitions in the US. They call them make-overs, but me? I call them make-NOvers. The photos were taken by Ren Netherland, who traveled all across the country to bring us these images. Thank you, I guess? I really hope he also helped these poor dogs escape. Seriously, some of these pups’ eyes are just screaming ‘GIMME OUTTA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!’ and I don’t blame em. If someone put Gonzo on my ass, I’d be trying to get the f*** outta Dodge, too! That Muppet gives me the creeps. I think it’s because, you know… his nose looks like a big blue alien wiener or whatever.