Firebox is selling this Mouse Taxidermy Kit. Why? More like: why not! Haha, just kidding — totally wanna know why. As in, why God why? All you need is this $50 kit, a mouse, the ability to not-puke when you see tiny entrails, and you are well on your way to have a taxidermy mouse in just 4 hours! I have a feeling The Bloggess will be into this. The Bloggess, and no one else. Still! There’s something for everyone. And my thing is I wanna live in a pizza. Ugh, why can’t that be a thing?!