Teach Your Cats to Scratch Records, Not Recliners

Everyone knows that cats are party animals who love to scratch records. Oh wait, I meant your favorite arm chair. Well maybe your cats would scratch records instead if they had their own turntable. The Cat Scratch from Suck UK turns your kitty into an adorable little DJ. It features a spinnable deck and poseable tone arm, so it really looks like he’s scratching records. Sure, we know he’s just exercising his claws, but put some headphones on him and play some phat beats—that would make a great YouTube video. Okay, maybe I’m getting carried away. Either way, whenever your cat goes to rake its claws over this, rather than your furniture, it will be music to your ears. $24