by Brooke Dowd Sacco
No one ever says “It’s a fish’s life.” That’s because the life of a fish in captivity kind of sucks. Float around in a tank all day, staring at some fake unidentifiable sea-stuff? Bor-ing. Now a fish placed in this tank will at least be able to say that he’s traveled the world. As he swims around, making his way from continent to continent, he will no doubt be happier than the poor SOB who has to share his or her tank with a plastic scuba diver.