by Brittany High
Here are tons of costumes for your pet rat. Orrrr the wild rat that you found in your back yard lapping up lighter fluid and eating charcoal out of the grill. That happened to you too? What a weird coincidence! Etsy shop Mischief Boutique is owned by a special kinda person. The type of person who’d not only dress up her pet rat, but also tell people about it. C’mon you gotta keep that embarrassing stuff under wraps! You don’t hear me going around telling the whole internet that I dress up in my mom’s clothes while she’s at work and boss the cats around and write pretend grocery lists with made up foods. You think I’d ever divulge such personal details like that? No. Because that’s embarrassing. And if anyone were to know that stuff about me, I’d be judged. Judged and subsequently and understandably exiled. So I keep my lips sealed. I tell no one. I’m taking it to the grave!