The newly discovered Madagascar Miniature Chameleon (or Brookesia micra if you wanna be fancy about it) measures about an inch fully grown, making it the tiniest chameleon and one of the tiniest vertebrates. Oh great. You think I need another adorable photo of some painfully cute, tiny thing causing me to instinctively destroy everything in sight? Well I don’t. Between the this and the this, I’ve pretty much run out of shit to break. So before you scientists run out on some mini-creature expedition, please think of me and all the other people whose immediate reaction to cute things is destruction.