If Your Dogs Chew Up Your Stuff Try Dogmeat

If my parents’ dogs chew up any more of their house, those bitches are gonna be dead meat. So far they’ve eaten all of the floor tiles and baseboard in their mudroom and they’ve managed to chew a pretty big hole through the drywall. But before shipping them off to some country where they’d be considered a delicacy, my parents should try dogmeat. No, I’m not suggesting that they eat their dogs, so please stop writing that angry comment. I mean they should try giving them Dogmeat Chew Toys. Maybe if they had fake steaks, turkey legs and fish to chew on they would stop eating the house. And if that doesn’t work, I hear Bosintang is delicious. (Okay, NOW you can finish writing your angry comment.) $8