I Can Has Massage?

No one ever said it was easy being a cat. That’s because it goes without saying. But that’s not to say that cats don’t deserved royal treatment—that also goes without saying. You cat deserves (and demands) to be pampered whenever she pleases, but we mere humans can only do so much. Luckily you’re easily replaced by the Catit Design Senses Massage Center. It features an acu-pressure mat that sooths sore paws, body-stroke groomers that they can rub up on to their heart’s content and a gum-stimulator that can be filled with catnip. The only thing it doesn’t do is feed them, which means that you’re still useful… for now. $16