This is a video posted by Youtuber Sphios. It features a drunk squirrel who ate a few too many fermented crab apples and is struggling. HARD. Is it a metaphor for life? No, but it is a painful reminder of that time I embarrassed myself at my co-worker’s birthday party. And my best friend’s baby shower. My brother’s wedding. Basically every function I ever attended that served alcohol. And even ones that didn’t! I have a flask. Two actually. Okay, okay — three.