by Mike Kurz
Candy comes in a wide variety of shapes, sizes, and flavors. Whether you like sour candy, gummi bears, or chocolate, there’s a candy out there for you. Candy goes way beyond simple flavors though. Check out some of the weirdest, wackiest candy known to man.
Uncle Urnie passed away, and now all that’s left are his ashes. Fortunately, they taste like sour black cherry instead of death and sadness. Uncle Urnie might be gone, but his ashes are still here, and they taste great.
When you think of sweet delicious candy, what flavors do you think of? Cherry? Chocolate? Grape? How about tomato? It may not be the sweetest thing around, but hey it’s still a fruit, and apparently, that’s enough to qualify the tomato for its own candy.
Well, if you’re eating candy out of a toilet, eating candy out of a toxic waste barrel is the logical next step. Toxic Waste candy may be sweet, sour, and delicious, but we can’t guarantee it won’t turn you into a three-armed mutant.
On Valentine’s Day, it’s tradition to get your sweetheart a heart shaped box of chocolates. If your special someone has fallen prey to the zombie infection, get them a heart shaped box of candy brains!
Most gummi animals don’t have anything on the inside except for more gummi goodness. The Gummi X-Ray Fish has a system of organs and bones inside. Don’t worry, all those bones and organs are also made of gummi candy, so even the bones will taste great.
Deo Perfume Candy actually makes you smell better. After eating this delicious candy, you’ll exude a delightful smelling oil from your skin. Oh, and their sugar free, so they’re not bad for you. Is there anything this candy can’t do?
Here’s a fun party trick – once everyone’s good and drunk, get one of these candy bottles, and start chewing on it without letting anyone else in on the joke.