by Brittany High
College Humor’s Alex Watt brings us this series of children’s breakfast cereal mascots reimagined as raging alcoholics. Well it certainly isn’t the first time someone’s poured vodka over their morning cereal, amirite guys? I’m talking about me! As recently as TODAY! Breffast of chumpyuns, jus trusk me on this une. Seriously though, that Tony the Tiger, he is sauced. He’s making booze for breakfast look bad! And, to be honest, drinking in the AM already looks prettyyyy terrible. So that’s really saying something.