Perfume For Babies Who Smell Bad

Wait, what? Babies smell delicious! Sure they tend to burp, spittle, and poop here and there, but deep down in that baby scalp is an unmatched, often intoxicating fragrance. Leave it to a major fashion house to make babies all self-conscious nice and early. They seem to think they can improve upon a bundle’s natural fragrance. Stefano Gabbana asks, “How can babies smell even sweeter than they already do?” Apparently, the designer scent is alcohol-free, and contains notes of citrus, honey, and melon. I’ll just stick to notes of newborn head. $TBD