Wait, what? Babies smell delicious! Sure they tend to burp, spittle, and poop here and there, but deep down in that baby scalp is an unmatched, often intoxicating fragrance. Leave it to a major fashion house to make babies all self-conscious nice and early. They seem to think they can improve upon a bundle’s natural fragrance. Stefano Gabbana asks, “How can babies smell even sweeter than they already do?” Apparently, the designer scent is alcohol-free, and contains notes of citrus, honey, and melon. I’ll just stick to notes of newborn head.