Etsy shop Sushibooties is selling these adorable Fortune Cookie Slippers for babies. Why just for babies? Well, have you ever seen a fortune cookie big enough to accomodate a grown-ass human foot? Exactly. The baby booties come with a customizable message like “From small beginnings come great things,” “You will sleep through the night,” and my personal favorite “What’s that smell?” Jk jk I made up that last one, but you gotta admit, it’s a valid question! I can’t tell if it’s cat pee or my kichen’s on fire again. Better call 911 just to be safe.