by Brooke Dowd Sacco
Have you ever wished there were two of you? To juggle work and family, handle unpleasant guests, and stand-in for you after you start a fight in a bar? Get a Foldable! No one will notice that you left once they see the 3.5in version of you. Oh, wait. Well, the matt laminate cardboard pal is designed by, as you select hairstyles, eye color, nose, clothing, eyewear, etc. Then it’s printed using high grade inks and shipped flat to your door. You get the pleasure of folding yourself into a little guy or gal who will surely be your twinsie friend ’til the end.