Bacon Skateboards

All the talk about pork barreling by politicos must be behind the sizzlin’ Bacon Skateboards. But don’t worry – you can still shed your fat shredding despite your deck’s salty design. Boards are 7.75 inches, and Zazzle lets you customize it to your liking with Independent Trucks, Ricta Naturals wheels, Bullet bearings, grip tape, and mounting hardware. Soo-wee! $68