Babies are weird! Where do they come from? I don’t know. It’s one of life’s biggest mysteries I guess. But now a company called 3D Babies is selling customized 3D printed models of your fetus. The things are selling for $200 for the mini, $400 for halfsize, and $600 for the full 8 inch version. But wait, there’s more! You can choose from two different positions: fetal position, which seems appropriate, or hands and feet up, which seems completely inappropriate. I mean, unless it’s gonna be the centerpiece at your big gender reveal party. Which… yeah, now that I say it outloud, I wish I hadn’t. Believe me, I would take it all back if I could. If having a 3D model of your unborn child isn’t crazy enough for you, the company has upped the crazy stakes to completely batshit levels: you can even buy a mini 3D replica of celebrity baby North West. And if that isn’t crazy enough for you then YOU NEED HELP IN A BAD WAY, MY FRIEND.