Perfectly Tacky Zombie Flamingo LaAHHHHHwn Ornaments

Perfectly Tacky Zombie Flamingo LaAHHHHHwn Ornaments

Think Geek is selling these Zombie Flamingo lawn ornaments. They’re meant to anger your neighbors who already complain about the regular tacky pink flamingo lawn ornaments you’ve got stuck in the yard. That’ll teach em! You know, honestly, it was already unsettling enough when our garden gnomes were infected by the zombie virus, but did the undead really have to take our flamingo lawn ornaments too? Flamingos’ heads are so tiny, I can’t even imagine they had any kind of brains to warrant eating them! I guess the zombs are starting to get desperate. Orrrrrrr just needed a light snack to tide em over until their next meal.





Braaaaains and stuff, you guys.

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