This is the $55,000 Yin Yang Bathtub. It comes equipped with color lights, soundwave massage, and a distinct, squiggly barrier between you and your lova. It’s so couples can take a bath but not actually be in the same vessel of water. But! But that’s the best part of sharing a bath with someone: having the opportunity to ‘accidentally’ brush your privates/ass/elbow/foot/etc. against their privates/ass/elbow/foot/etc. under the water. You know what I’m talking about. It just gets so floaty in there you can’t control your limbs!