In “WTF is going on around here?!” news of the day, Imperial Home is selling this Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set. You know, so you can turn your toilet into Jesus’s grandpa Santa Claus. I don’t know Santa very well, but I heard if you shit in his presence then the deal is off. You’re not getting presents, candy, coal, switches, empty boxes, dog turds — nothing. Still, there are 24 reviews on the product page. Which is very shocking to me. Do you know what this means? There are 24 people out there who not only bought this, but followed up with some feedback about A SANTA TOILET SEAT COVER AND MATCHING RUG.