This is the Spiritree, a biodegradable urn that holds ashes of the deceased. The container is shaped to surround the little tree, encompassing it with the dead person’s crusties. I don’t know how surrounding a living thing with a dead thing is going to make it grow, but what do I know? All I know is, I’m not trying to be a damn TREE when I die! I want to be a pizza. And if there’s any part of you that thinks there’s no way we’re gonna come up with the technology to make pizza-ashes happen in my lifetime, then maybe we should go ahead and get me chryogenically frozen. I’m not trying to go out like some kind of chump!