This Key’s Got Bad Attitude On Lock

This is the Go F*** Yourself Key. Just kidding, it’s called the Best Wishes Key, but c’mon! It’s a key that’s giving you the middle finger so… basically the worst wish. I can read between the lines! The brass key is made to fit all Kwikset K1 locks, whatever that means! You know what I think? If you’re so much of a tough guy that even your keys are flippin’ the bird, then why do you even NEED a key? Just kick down the damn door like a real bad ass!

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