This Garden Statue Doesn’t Play By Your Rules

Most garden statues depict gnomes with pleasant smiles on their faces, or happy little cherubs. Sure, The Non Conformist has a pleasant smile on his face, but not for any of the reasons you might expect. He’s not offering a warm greeting to anyone visiting your garden, he’s flipping them off and letting them know just how good he feels about doing so. Everyone wants to deliver a message with their garden, though most people want that message to be warm and inviting. If the message you’re trying to convey is something along the lines of “Get out of my damned garden” we strongly recommend picking up a small army of these amazing statues. $125