The Wurst Pillows Ever

At the close of a long day, all I really want is to cuddle up with some good sausage. Hey, don’t be a pervert, I’m talking about lusting over these meaty cushions and bean bags from German brand Aufschnitt. They aren’t totally realistic, but tying the end of the sausage with rope is certainly a nice touch. Salami, chorizo, mortadella, and all kinds of delicious wursts come in the form of petite pillows that are perfect for snuggling up to and drooling all over on those lonely, meatless Mondays.

$40