The Toast Strips Stamper Proves That Food Is Always Better In Strip Form

As a rule I generally only eat breakfast foods that come in strips, i.e. bacon and fried chicken strips. (Fact: fried chicken counts as breakfast if you dip it in batter made of eggs and cornflakes and fry it in bacon grease.) But now I can add one more food to my complete breakfast—toast. The Toast Strips Stamper lets you turn boring bread into delicious dip-able strips of toast. Which is great, because grape jelly tastes better on toast than it does on fried chicken wrapped in bacon. (Hey don’t knock it til you’ve tried it!) $4 Source