by Brittany High
This is a limited edition 24k gold-plated vacuum cleaner priced at $1,000,000. It’s touted as the world’s most expensive vacuum. I… didn’t realize that anyone looked for that in a vacuum. All I ask is that it sucks up all the cat hair and doesn’t spontaneously combust. Which CAN happen. I seen it with my own eyes! My guess is, if you’ve got the cash to buy a million dollar vacuum cleaner, you’re not actually doing any vacuuming. And if you are, then that means you’re doing the whole insanely wealthy lifestyle totallyyyy wrong.
BONUS: The company behind the vacuum commissioned a rap song about the damn millionty dollar vacuum. You know, because nothing says thug life like a clean house.
UPDATE: It’s currently on sale for $999,999,999.00 — act fast!