The Latest In Comfort Couture: HoodiePillow

Move over Slanket, I need to make room on the couch for the HoodiePillow. A pillow with a built-in hoodie might sound weird, but give it a chance. You never knew you wanted a blanket with sleeves until your QVC obsessed great aunt got you one last Christmas and now you only take it off occasionally for bathroom breaks and when you go out to get the mail. Occasionally. The HoodiePillow Pillowcase combines the most comfortable piece of clothing known to man (well, after the Forever Lazy) with the most comfortable thing on your bed. Use it to keep your head warm at night, or get yourself cozy while you watch TV or surf the web. It even has drawstrings that don’t seem to serve any practical purpose beyond giving you something to chew on mindlessly while you Facebook stalk your ex and wonder where things went wrong. (Hint: Slankets aren’t sexy.)

$20