by Brittany High
Matt of Dinosaur Dracula scored this totally radical Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Chia Pet. Yes, a TMNT Ch-ch-ch-chia Pet. Because nothing says “Cowabunga, dude!” like a house plant. Matt says he purchased it from Toys R Us, but at this point is doesn’t seem to be available online. Which is a real shame. I mean, as bad as I want one of these things, I’m not trying to actually leave the house to get it. It’s a crazy, sick world out there! I boarded up the windows and doors a looong time ago. Sure it gets a little stuffy with all the cats, but after a while you get used to it. In fact, I’ve grown to like the stench. My roommate? Oh, he moved out a while back. He escaped through an airvent!