Etsy shop KeepCalmandTurnItOn is selling Star Wars Alliance light switch plates. Luke,
come to the Dark Side turn out the light, it’s way past your bed time! The shop does custom designs to match the size and shape of your switchplate. Well, the good news is, I’m never switching to the Dark Side — I sleep with the lights on. Make fun all you want, but don’t come crying to me when you get murdered in your sleep. I don’t f*** around with the boogie man or monsters in the closet or clowns under the bed or none of that mess. I value my life!