Here are some bookends shaped like a Katana. It slices directly through your books, ruining every last one of them. WHOA. See? I’ve been saying this the WHOLE TIME: reading is dangerous. Which is exactly why I never learned how to do it because I value my safety and has nothing to do with my poor eyesight and lack of motivation to know anything. Enough about me and my
strengths and weaknesses, how’s about you drive me to Taco Bell before I start throwing ninja stars or whatever. Mama’s hongray!