by Brittany High
Juuuuust in time for SHARK WEEK, here comes a laundry basket resembling a shark attack on your dirty unders by Etsy shop Ultramaryna. I don’t know what the motivation is behind this, but based on my ego-maniacal personality, I have to assume it’s meeeeeeeee. I mean, once I wear something, it has no hope, ya know? Might as well just put it out of its misery. Shove it down the garbage disposal, burn it in a fire, tie it onto some weights and drop it in the ocean. Even homeless people don’t want clothes that have
graced been force to enlose my bod. So yeah… might as well just go to the sharks. In fact, I wonder if THEY would even want it. I’m gross!