Sexy Girl Door Stop

This is right up there with big-rig mudflap girls and those rubber testicles that hang from the back of pickups – trashy, but sort of charming. The Sexy Girl Door Stop – ah, how should we put this – she’ll keep your doors open, and your guests questioning your judgment. On her hands and knees, with a pillow-biting grin on her face, the Sexy Girl Door Stop makes a great alternative to shoes, bricks, dog bones, and whatever else you’d use to prop the door open without offending your mother. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. $14