by Jenni Chasteen
You people and your fancy houses with fancy storage closets really grind my gears. Whenever I complain about the lack of seating in my shoebox apartment you’re all like “get folding chairs.” But where am I supposed to put them when I’m not using them? I can’t fit them under the bed—that’s where all the workout equipment I never use lives. That’s the cool thing about the RoboChair—it doubles as wall art when not in use. That means no one will ever come into your apartment and judge you for having crummy folding chairs leaning up against the wall. Instead they’ll
judge you for your many personality flaws notice the cool robot dude hanging from the wall.