Pizza Bedding Makes All Your Cheesy Dreams Come True
Story by:
Brittany High
Pizza bedding! It was once just a dream. But now? NOW IT IS A REALITY. Emotional Rainbow came through with Pepperoni Pizza Bedding that makes your entire bed look like a giant, greasy, cheesy pizza. FINALLY! A way to sleep with pizza without waking up covered in actual pizza sauce.
The bedding was originally selling for about $80, depending on the size. Relax in a sea of greasy-looking cheese and pepperoni, rest your precious noggin on pizza-themed pillows, and drift off into the most delicious dreams of your life. Oh god, I am getting the weirdest boner right now. LEAVE ME!
Pepperoni Pizza Bedding Is a Slice of Bedroom Heaven
Emotional Rainbow’s Pepperoni Bedding made the rounds online in 2014, and it’s pretty easy to see why. Instead of boring old flowers, stripes, or whatever normal people decorate their beds with, this bedding features an oversized photo print of pepperoni pizza. We’re talking melted cheese, slices of pepperoni, and enough fake grease to make your stomach growl.
It’s the kind of bedroom decor that says, “Yes, I am an adult. No, I will not be taking any further questions.” And honestly? I respect that.
The original collection offered different bedding sizes, with the price varying depending on which one you needed. So whether you wanted a personal-sized pizza sleeping situation or enough pepperoni-covered real estate to share, there were options. Just don’t expect the delivery guy to show up in 30 minutes or less.
And unlike actual pizza, this stuff won’t leave your sheets smelling like garlic and regret. Unless, of course, you’re the kind of person who eats pizza in bed. In which case, WHY EVEN BOTHER WITH THE FAKE STUFF?
Personally, I think pizza bedding is the perfect way to tell the world you’ve got your priorities straight. Food? CHECK. Sleep? CHECK. A bedroom that looks like the inside of a pizza box? DOUBLE CHECK.
Now all I need is a matching garlic bread blanket and a giant soda cup nightstand. MY BEDROOM WILL BE A FIVE-STAR RESTAURANT. Well, more like a questionable late-night takeout joint. But you get the idea.
*Provided all your dreams involve sleeping in pizza bedding.
As much as I would love this set of sheets for our bed, I will not buy them from a jackleg company that stole the idea from some young person trying to start her own business. That’s despicable.
What a complete bullshit. There are various pizza beddings that existed even before Claire Manganiello or Emotional Rainbow came to the idea of creating it. She wasn’t the first. Their beddings are completly different.
*sniff* *sniff* smells like anchovies under these covers.
I’m shocked. Emotional Rainbow ripped this idea right off of Claire Manganiello’s pizza bed. As seen on Buzzfeed earlier this summer: http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/this-pizza-bed-is-the-bed-of-your-dreams
The copy is even remarkably close to the article.
What a complete bullshit. There are various pizza beddings that existed even before Claire Manganiello or Emotional Rainbow came to the idea of creating it. She wasn’t the first, in fact I bet she stole this idea. Their beddings are completly different.
Linked to in the first sentence of this post, which was published an entire day before the Buzzfeed article.
I’m waiting for the Cinnabon bedding…
“honey, can you stopping hogging all the cheese?”
My wife is vegetarian so I can’t get pepperoni but I’d love one with just cheese or tomato & basil.
Your wife likes pepperoni.
she sure does….extra meat
get half and half pizza bro…
like a sleep number bedspread.
hi