by Brittany High
This is a Pirate Ship Fire Pit. Try saying that 10 times fast. I did and I got the letters all mixed up and said the wrong words. Some of em were bad. Plus I think I made up some new ones! In fact, I’m on hold with Webster right now. Playing some of that classical music. Real fancy shit. Anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yeah the pirate ship fire pit! I want this thing in a bad way. Skewer some marshmallows on my peg leg and roast up some s’mores. Ooh, plus some hotdogs. Ahoy me meaties! But save the eye patch for another occasion. Trust me. Skewed depth perception and fire do NOT mix.