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New Baby Gift: Binky Baba Opener

by Brooke Dowd Sacco

New Baby Gift: Binky Baba Opener

Know someone who is expecting a new bundle of joy? That’s lovely, but take it from me: there are going to be more than a few evenings when they will need to crack open a bottle of their own after night night time. This Dummy (Brit word for pacifier) Bottle Opener by SuckUK will help new parents pacify their thirst and enjoy a few grown up moments of peace. Made from a solid piece of polished chromed metal, it will go over well in between all that cutesy shmootsy stuff at the baby shower. Just be sure mummy and daddy drink responsibly–or take turns getting sloshed–one of them has to be alert when Junior stirs! $24

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