Lost Count Candles Make For One Unhappy Birthday

When you get to a certain age, birthdays tend to lose their luster. I would imagine that once you’re done celebrating the big 21, 30, 40, and 50, they get pretty redundant. The change generally happens around the age when you no longer want to look at all of those candles on the cake. For when there’s just not enough room to represent the years in your life, there’s the Lost Count Candles. The tongue-in-cheek alternative to regular candles are also fast burning, making the celebrant feel even slower and older. Real nice. $5