Just Say No: Cigarette Pencils

There are inappropriate back to school items and then there are Cigarette Pencils. Which… are also inappropriate. Do people even use pencils anymore? These things were made by Be Goody Japan and specifically note “Don’t Smoke” on the side, hopefully to deter you from, ya know, smoking a piece of wood with a graphite core. I dunno, I guess that’s something a person shouldn’t do. One thing’s for true, children shouldn’t be smoking ANYTHING. In fact, they shouldn’t even be messing around with those candies that look like cigarettes. Why? Because those things taste like shit, that’s why! $2 Source