Indelicate Doilies Let Your Guests Know What’s Up

If you have to ask one of your guests to use a coaster that is staring them in the face, you’re already pretty pissed off. Kindly hand the rude S.O.B once of these Indelicate Doilies to let them know just how you feel. The sweetly colored coaster doilies are topped with not-so-sweet messages. “Even Skanks Say Thanks” and “You’re Welcome Asshole” puts your feelings about inconsiderate party guests right on out on the table for everyone to see. If you still end up with a ring on your favorite vintage piece, show ‘em the door. $10