by Jenni Chasteen
The I Will Survive pot is AWFULLY optimistic, especially for any plants under my care. One time I left a cactus out in the rain and it got so much water that it turned all mushy. Another time I left bamboo in my window sill and forgot to water it… for a couple of months. It dried out completely. So basically I killed the two easiest plants ON EARTH to take care of. I’m not even sure I could do fake flowers right—I’d probably accidentally set them on fire or something. But maybe, just maybe this pot would give a plant enough hope to endure the suffering I put it through…. or at least remind me to take better care of it.