Harry The Hermit Crab With A LEGO Shell

This is Harry the Hermit Crab. He’s rockin’ an outer shell made of LEGO. I bet all the other hermit crabs at the Atlantis Discovery Area at Legoland of Windsor are super jealous. Hell, even I’m jelly! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve tried to build a LEGO home for myself. But if I had to guesstimate, I’d say at least four times a day. It always ends the same way: I run out of pieces. Next, I get angry, smash the house apart, and dramatically scream “What have I doooone?!” Then I go cry in the shower. After my hot water runs out and I’ve towel dried off a bit, I try to build a place using Lincoln Logs instead. Which always ends the same way: I eat the pieces until there are none. What? They look like Tootsie Rolls!