Giggle Snort: A Clean Beaver Always Finds More Wood

Giggle Snort: A Clean Beaver Always Finds More Wood

Hey, that’s not my personal philosophy, it’s a tagline for new Fresh + Sexy “intimate wipes.” For the guy version? “A polished knob always gets more turns.” Ah, just like the Mad Men days of marketing. The wipes, which contain aloe and chamomile, are intended to help ladies and gents freshen up their special parts before getting in some spontaneous sexy time. My mom always told me to wear clean underwear in case of an accident. Now there are these. Things sure have changed.

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Via: fashionista.com

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2 thoughts on “Giggle Snort: A Clean Beaver Always Finds More Wood

  1. Soup

    Great. So now we all have to sparkle too. Whatever happened to soap and water?

  2. Temy Beal

    I think they are terrific ads. Make perfect sense, are truthful…ooohhhh, that’s why people get their panties in a wad. They don’t like truthful things. Silly me.

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