by Jenni Chasteen
Ever wish real life was more like
the way things look when you’re trippin’ balls a cartoon? Before you start forcing mice to wear little shorts, check out Giant Googly Eyes. You can turn any inanimate object into a fun character by slapping a pair of giant eyes on it. Each set includes 2 googly eyes that measure 7” in diameter that you can stick on all kinds of things. Emphasis on THINGS—as in not people or animals. As in, don’t stick them to your grandma’s face while she’s sleeping. Or on your dog’s butt to give him a butt face. Ooh and the tail could be his nose! Seriously though, you’ll get in trouble. Don’t do it.