Fo’ Shizzle Doormat

Snoop Dogg has inspired a lot of things – and the Fo’ Shizzle Doormat is just one more example of how he’s single-handedly destroying civilized society. Don’t believe us? Here’s the original, untampered product description: “Yo, G!. Why not add some mad style with this super fly doormat, boo? Clean up your slanguage and muddy shoes all at once, thanks to our extra-rugged olefin mat, a fo’ shizzle (‘sure-fire’ to those hip to the jive) hit with every visitor.” ‘Nuff said. $20