Flavorlopes: Flavored Envelopes

These are Flavorlopes. I’m gonna give you one guess as to what they are and if you don’t get it, I’m gonna put you out of your misery. Did you guess flavored envelopes? Fine, fine — you live to see another day! The tasty mail receptacle comes in flavors like apple, cherry, orange, and even some seasonal ones like egg nog and pumpkin. The only downside is, this is like a billionty years past its time. No one sends snail mail anymore. I mean, except for my great aunt. She still sends cash through the postal system. I’d explain the risk involved, but I gotta take my chances. If she sent a check, I’d end up with nothing. Overdraft fees, yo! $10