Cuddle Up With Some Ham

If you love ham so much that you want to cuddle with it every night… you’re in for some greasy nights. Alternatively you could cuddle up with this realistic looking ham pillow. Each ham pillow is the actual size of a real ham leg and looks fairly convincing so don’t be surprised if you have one of those mornings when you wake up chewing on your pillow. Except instead of dreaming that you were eating a giant marshmallow you’ll probably dream that you became a zombie and started eating someone’s legs. I know that sounds like a messed up dream, but I read in a dream book once that dreaming about pork means you’re insane so that would actually be worse.

$22